Beechams-gate

When receiving a slightly suggestive text from your fit neighbor, asking what your medicine is, after hearing you are suffering from a cold, I would strongly advise to respond with something equally suggestive and flirtatious.

Or, like me dosed up on drugs and syrups for my cold, you could respond in a slightly not-on-the-ball confused manner with simply: Beechams flu-plus, why?

If only the ground could swallow me up.